The Puppetboy Show

Happy Fake Jan day everyone!

2012-01-02T12:30:00.000-08:00

Hi everyone I've been away for awile.Our season premier has been posponed, more info to follow.
stay well your pal Puppetboy

More new stuff coming this fall!

2011-06-17T18:00:00.000-07:00

Check back this fall for the season prewmier of the Puppetboy show with all new hijinks.

Dabney Coleman's Trial today!

2011-06-16T18:00:00.000-07:00

It was pandemoneum in the courtroom.One could say it was a regular Kangaroo court(with all apologies to Pippa McKenna).Judge Judy was extra bitchy sitting upon the bench.The Jury heard both sides and Mr. Matlock was doing his best, but without any evidence he had nothing to save Mr.Coleman's neck.Luckily Mr. taylor and i were back at the lab testing the piece of green fiber.It turns out that it came from a material used by a company which produced adult sized cartoon character themed novelty pajamas,and this particular shade of green was used on their Ninja Turtle pajamas.This could only mean that one man was behind this,Joey Gladstone.It would make more sense considering he was involved in another kidnapping of Ms. Sinclair earlier this year.now tha twe had the evidence we needed to get it to the courthouse in time so we called in the only one we knew was up to the task the Puppetboy Show's own superhero, Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.Cyborg Begley rushed into the courtroom with the evidence and Dabney's Matthew McConouhey head on a long siver pole, in the nick of time.as Dabney was about to be pronounced guilty begley presented the evidence to Judge Judy and she overturned the sentencing.But then a mysterious bearded man emerged from the back of the courtroom and pulled off a fake beard to reveal himself as none other than Joey Gladstone.Mr.Gladstone explained that he framed Dabney because he stold his status as the Puppetboy Show's breakout character.Then joey gladstone pulled out a gun and shot it at Mr. Coleman,but in the blink of an eye Cyborg Ed jumped in front of Mr. Gladstone and caught the bullet in his teeth at the same time he threw the Animatronic Matthew McConouhey Head on a liong silver pole to Dabney who activated the Pincers of Peril feature and shot the teeth out getting Mr. Gladstone in his private parts.Dabney Coleman was then presumed innocent and Joey Gladstone was arrested.Ms. CSinclair and Coyne apologised to Mr. coleman and invited everyone out for lunch at the Waverly Sub Station.

Ben Matlock hired to represent Dabney Coleman!

2011-06-15T18:00:00.000-07:00

As soon as our dear friend Mr. Coleman was wisked away to jail I called the best lawyer I knew,Ben Matlock.I explained the situation and right away he agreed to help being that he was afan of Mr. Coleman in such movies as Wargames and 9to5,and also beacuse he knew that Mr.colman who is such an upstanding citezen would never do such a thing.As soon asMr.Matlock flew into New York from Atlanta along with his private investigator Tyler Hudson,the three of us went to the seen of the crime in the Meatpacking district to search fo clues.When we arrived we were greeted by N.Y. CSI agent Mac Taylor were was investigating the scene.When we arrived we told him who we were and he agreed to help being that he too was a fan of Mr. Coleman.We found the usual clues, no fingerprints though, but the one thing that really stuck out was a green piece of fiber, since there was no green in the alleged Mr. Colemans pirate costume.what could the mean.In other news Judge Judy will be presiding over the case.

More Details on Dabney Coleman's arrest!

2011-06-14T18:00:00.000-07:00

I've recently recieved more details on the arrest of Puppetboy Show star Dabney Coleman.It seems several days ago two oyung girls,Holly J. Sinclair and Fiona Coyne both students of Toronto's Degrassi Community School were both kidnapped while dining at the Waverly Sub Station,a sandwhich shop in New York's Tribecca district.It seems both girls were grabbed and thrown into a van by a mysterious man wearing a Kurt Fuller Halloween mask.the van sped away but police quickly tracked it down to an abandoned warehouse in the Meatpacking District.When poice entered the warehouse they found Ms. Sincliar and Ms. Coyne bound and gagged and dressed in cheerleader outfits.standing in front of them was a man resembling Mr. Coleman wearing a pirate costume and brandishing a plastic ruler,He was claing to be Mr. colean and said he needed to punish these naughty girls, as he put it.The police were able to rescue the two girls but the man got away.Strangley his ever present Anamatronic Matthew McConouhey head on a long silver pole was nowhere to be seen.

Breaking News,Dabney Coleman Arrested!

2011-06-13T18:00:00.000-07:00

The other day while at home in the Uncanny Valley while Dabnay Coleman was visiting my home and watching Little House a New Beginning on the Hallmark Channel and shouting obsenities at the television(the departure of Michael Landon as a series regular irks him to no avail.),there was a knock on the door.When I answered I was greeted by to NYC police officers from New York Special Victems Unit by the names of Benson and Stabler.They presented a warrant fot Mr.Colemans arrest and claimed he was involved in a sex related crime.At first I thought it was related to a K Mark incident that happend earier this year,but that turned out to be a hoax.anyway they dragged him off to jail.I immediatle knew something was afoot, so I called the best lawyer I knew.More Details to follow soon.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2011-06-09T18:00:00.000-07:00

The cast of TV's Small Wonder of a rotting corpse?

Beard(s) of the Week.

2011-06-08T18:00:00.001-07:00

5 beards on parade

If Dabney Coleman?

2011-06-07T18:00:00.000-07:00

If Dabney Coleman dropped off his mustache at the mustache cleaners and got Burt Reynold's mustache back by accident when he went to pick it up, what would happen?

Who'd Win?,Saveing Swasshbucklers!

2011-06-06T18:00:00.000-07:00

If Naomi Price got in a fight with Eva Savelot,Who'd Win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2011-06-02T18:00:00.000-07:00

Creepy alien singer chicks from Battlestar Galactica of the Judds?

Beard of the Week.

2011-06-01T18:00:00.000-07:00

King Tut from Batman.

If Dabney Coleman?

2011-05-31T18:00:00.000-07:00

If Dabney Coleman accidentally got a DVD of Vison Quest epoxied to his forehead,what woud happen?

Who'd Win?,Pink Pugilists

2011-05-30T08:05:00.000-07:00

If Elle Woods got in afight with Sharpay Evans,Who'd Win?

The two shadowy figures seen near St. Eligis finaaly Identified.

2011-05-27T18:00:00.000-07:00

Several week back we've reported seening a duo of shadowy figures outside of the abandoned St.Eligis hospital in boston Mass.Well it seems that now those two figures have been Identified as Dr.Mark Craig,former chief surgeon at St.Eligis and cybernetecist and govermen agent Oscar Goldman.If seems the two were doning repair work on renowned super hero and fried of the Puppetboy Show,Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.,due to the damages he sustaind during last yeard Demon bus incident and his recnt battle with BP executives.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2011-05-26T18:00:00.000-07:00

Creepy Ronald McDonald of creepy Burger King.

Beard of the Week.

2011-05-25T18:00:00.000-07:00

Psyche's Dule Hill sporting a beard

If Dabney Coleman?

2011-05-24T18:00:00.000-07:00

If Dabney Coleman dressed up in a pirate costume and borded the S.S. Tipton, what would happen?

Who' Win?,Costumed Crazies

2011-05-23T18:00:00.000-07:00

If Yiffers got in a fight with Larpers,Who'd Win?

Presenting the hot new toy for this holiday season!

2011-04-22T20:00:00.000-07:00

Who'd Win?,Vampires vs. Werewolves 80's teen movie edition.

2011-02-07T17:41:00.000-08:00

If Mark Kendall got in fight with Scott Howard,Who'd Win

More new stuff starting Monday Febuary 7th.

2011-01-31T17:35:00.000-08:00

Happy Fake Jan day everyone!

2011-01-02T10:53:00.000-08:00

Evey year on January 2nd.Brady Bunch fans,Pop Culture fans and other assorted freaks and weirdos celebrate fake jan day.They day to honor actress Geri Reischl, who repaced Eve Plumb as jan on the wonderful Sid and Marty Krofft spectacular the Brady Bunch Hour.more info can be found here,
http://www.fakejan.com/the-legend/fake-jan-day-official-guidelines/
So grab some cheeseballs and stick you copy of the Brady Bunch Hour in the DVD player and get ready to celebrate.

Who'd Win?, Christmas Caloring Crusaders.

2010-12-25T01:55:00.000-08:00

If Manhiem Steemroller got in a fight with Trans Siberian Orchestra,Who'd win?

Have a very Brady Christmas!

2010-12-23T10:06:00.000-08:00

Hi folks Puppetboy here.I'll be away on a Christmas vacation for a while but dont worry, well be back on January second for a special Fake Jan Day celebration, and on Christmas day for a special blog post,that is if my interns don't forget to put it up.For now though I'll leave you with sime pictures of sad clowns and quotes for the Gregory Hines/Billy Crystal action buddy comedy Running Scared,enjoy

Let's bust 'em.
Ray Hughes: For what?
Danny Costanzo: In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.

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Danny Costanzo: I'm gonna call for backup.
Ray Hughes: Backup?
Danny Costanzo: Everyone else does!

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Danny Costanzo: Look, Snake. From here, the angle of trajectory - Oh, great. Look who I'm talking to. Mr. S.A.T.'s.

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Danny Costanzo: Thanks to us, there's twelve guys with machine guns in there.
Ray Hughes: You're right. We better both go.

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Ray Hughes: Pointing a gun at a police officer. Can we waste them for that?
Danny Costanzo: I think so.

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Danny Costanzo: [driving their car on the L tracks] Try not to scrape the third rail, OK? There's about 600 volts in there.
Ray Hughes: It's not the voltage that gets you. It's the amps.

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[on car phone, in strange voice]
Danny Costanzo: Detective Sigliano? Hi, my name is Pinky, and I used to inform for Hughes and Costanzo but they don' pay me no mo'... Oh, no! You see, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man just lost a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy wa-as... Anyway, I want you guys to get Gonzalez and show up Hughes and Costanzo 'cause they don' pay me no mo', 'n I'm ma-ad!

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[as a trash compactor is about to crush their car, with Danny and Ray inside]
Danny Costanzo: Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!
Ray Hughes: You want it now?
Danny Costanzo: YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me, we're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me!
[Danny's target turns to face him and is promptly shot by Danny]

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Danny Costanzo: Why weren't we on that track?
Ray Hughes: Oh, now you're going to criticize my driving?
Danny Costanzo: Well, it's just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.

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[Trying to pass himself off as Italian]
Ray Hughes: Hey, whaddya expect? I'm a paisan'! What do you want me to do, cook you up a pot of Ragù? You want me to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war?

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Ray Hughes: How come the bad guys always have the good cars?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: Do they play the same music at home that they play in the office?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: They're gonna have a lot of clown paintings on their walls.

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Ray Hughes: We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!

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Ray Hughes: Listen, Snake, here's the situation: I have this gun here. Now I am going to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing if front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?

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[Bullets bounce off the windows of the custom car]
Danny Costanzo: It works! It's really bullet-proof!
Sister Rebecca: Thank you, Lord!
Ray Hughes: Thank you Ace!
Danny Costanzo: [to Julio] *Nothing*!
[makes faces at him, then tries to roll the window down]
Danny Costanzo: The windows won't roll down!
Ray Hughes: You asshole Ace!

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Captain Logan: You are the detectives. Go and detect.

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Danny Costanzo: One of these days we both have to find women at the same time.
Ray Hughes: ["clinking" a donut] Dink.

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Anna: You can't be a kid your whole life, you're gonna have to grow up!
Danny Costanzo: Why? I don't like grown ups.

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Danny Costanzo: If you hurt that lady, you'll never be dead enough.

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[Ray sees Danny and Anna kissing]
Ray Hughes: What about that dentist?
Anna: Who?
Ray Hughes: Right.

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Ray Hughes: Danny is working on his next ex-wife.

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Lab Technician at Airport: This is real shit. This coke is pure shit.
Ray Hughes: It's good shit, right?
Lab Technician at Airport: I mean bad shit.
Ray Hughes: Bad shit like, "this shit is bad?"
Lab Technician at Airport: It's shit shit. This shit isn't worth shit. There's barely enough coke in here to attract the dogs. Anybody caught on the street with this would get killed.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2010-12-16T19:42:00.000-08:00

Clint Howard as a Ferengi,or Clint Howard as a Who?

Beard of the Week

2010-12-15T17:00:00.000-08:00

The bearded lady, Annie Jones, was described as having the manners of a society lady. Exhibited by Barnum at a very young age, she was kidnapped by a Phrenologist. Her family had to sue to get her back. The kidnapper claimed that she was his child although the likelihood of two little girls with the same unusual characteristics seems to stretch credibility.

Annie married twice, toured Europe and invested her considerable earnings in Real Estate.

If Dabney Coleman?

2010-12-14T17:14:00.000-08:00

If Dabney Coleman sang a duet with Maryln McCoo,what son would they sing?

Who'd Win?,Pubecent Pugilists

2010-12-13T17:08:00.000-08:00

If the kids from Saved by the Bell got in fight with the Kids from High School Musical, who'd win?

Beard of the Week.

2010-12-08T17:00:00.000-08:00

Crazy hillbilly dude.

If Dabney Coleman?

2010-12-07T17:00:00.000-08:00

If Dabney Coleman got a pet,what kind of a pet would he get?

Who'd Win?,Similar Surname Smackdown

2010-12-06T17:03:00.000-08:00

If the Tanners from Full House,got in a fight with The Tanners from Alf,Who'd win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2010-12-02T19:09:00.000-08:00

Flava Flav or Goldie?

Beard of the Week.

2010-12-01T18:46:00.000-08:00

Windmillbeard.

If Dabney Coleman?

2010-11-30T17:00:00.000-08:00

If Dabney Coleman wnt on a date with Swoosie Kurtz,what would they ndo on their date?

Who'd Win?,Fearsome Foursomes

2010-11-29T19:10:00.000-08:00

If the Big Bang theroy got in a fight with Big time Rush, Who'd Win?

Classic Fred

2010-11-11T20:58:00.000-08:00

Here's some classic Fred in a retromercial with WKRP station manger and Different Strokes pedophile Gordon Jump.I'm not sure who the woman is though,anyway enjoy

Hey kids tonight we got something fun for you.

2010-11-10T17:02:00.000-08:00

Some fun facts about Charles, um I mean Fred

2010-11-09T18:43:00.000-08:00

Spouse
Mary Lovell (1968 - present) 1 child

Trivia
He got his start performing in a comedy duo and spent a year at Chicago's famed Second City. He was a founding member of the improvisational comedy group Ace Trucking Company

Fellow members of Ace included Bill Saluga and Patti Deutsch, among others.

Has one daughter Hope (b. 1969) and one grandson (b. 1998).

Has had a part in every movie directed by Christopher Guest.

He is from the same area in Ohio as Paul Newman.

As of late 2006, he has appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (1992) over 80 times, as both a guest and a participant in a skit.

He can fit an entire toyota in his mouth.

He has pshycic powers.

He can shoot fire from his eyes.

He has the ability to watch Joan Rivers shower without vometing.

It's Charles Grodin Week,filling in for Charles Grodin is Fred Willard.

2010-11-08T21:36:00.000-08:00

Yes boys and girls it's that time of year again here at the Puppetboy Show.But this year our good friend Charles couldn't make it due to some injuries he sustianed from last years "Demon Bus" incident, and you know what they say,the show must go on.So filling in for him this year is actor/commedian and all around good guy Fred Willard.So stay Tuned!

Creepy and Disturbing.

2010-10-31T11:05:00.000-07:00

Just in time for Halloween we have the return of creepy and disturbing.As many of you long time followers may remeber, our first ever Creepy and Disturbing featured a rather unusual character named Mr. Noseybonk from U.k. kids show Jigsaw.Since then i have been eagely searching for more Noseybonk footage but all I was albe to find were fanmade videos portraying him as some sort of demonic figure or serial killer.Being "intentionally creepy" made these videos less creepy than the true Noseybonk.After months of searcing though i finally found another official Noseybonk video this time longer and more elaborite than the first.Enjoy,or run in terror.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2010-10-28T21:33:00.000-07:00

Bruce Willis or Michael Chiklis

Beard of the Week.

2010-10-27T19:59:00.000-07:00

Monkeybeard!

If Dabney Coleman?

2010-10-26T19:49:00.000-07:00

If Dabney Coleman was a member of the X-Men, what would his powers be?

Who'd Win?,Near Nomenclature Nemesis.

2010-10-25T21:34:00.000-07:00

If the Hanson Brothers got in a fight with the Hanson Brothers,Who'd Win?

Who would you rater look at while you were eating?

2010-10-14T16:35:00.001-07:00

Old Biff from the future or Admiral McCoy from Star Trek the next generation?

Beard(s) of the Week.

2010-10-13T18:55:00.000-07:00

This week we have two beards,Conan O'Brien and Dave Lettermen

If Dabney Coleman?

2010-10-12T18:13:00.001-07:00

If dabney coleman went shopping at the Big Kmart,what would he buy?

Who'd Win?,Canine Crusaders.

2010-10-11T17:48:00.000-07:00

If Marmaduke got in a fight with Clifford the Big Red Dog,Who'd Win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2010-10-07T17:07:00.000-07:00

Joan Rivers or T.V.'s Madame

Beard of the Week.

2010-10-06T18:15:00.000-07:00

The Most Interesting Man in the World.

If Dabney Coleman?

2010-10-05T18:42:00.000-07:00

If Dabney Coleman ate a sandwhich,what kind of sandwhich would it be?

Whod Win?,Musical Matriculating Marauders

2010-10-04T16:59:00.001-07:00

If Fame got in a fight with Glee,Who'd Win?

The Puppetboy show's new schedule.

2010-10-02T20:49:00.000-07:00

Mondays-Who'd Win?
Tuesdays-A new surprise feature.
Wendsdays-Beard of the Week.
Thursdays-Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

Be sure to tune in.

WELCOME BACK ALL!

2010-10-01T18:31:00.000-07:00

Were back for our new fall season.Sorry about th edelay but I had some buisness to attend to out in L.A. with Olesya.While I was gone Buster held down the fort I hope he didn't mess things up too much.Hope you all like the new look.For those of you just joining us let me recap last season.First we had the whole Gracey Lou situation,which lead to the Demon Bus sagaThe Demon Bus which was driven by Joey Gladstone and the S"loss Life's" Gappo was finally stopped by Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.Gappo survived unscathed and Mr. Gladstone is presumed dead although his body was never recovered so who knows.Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.Survived but was badly damaged.Next was Degrassi Week which didn't go over to well,although when I had the Chineese spammers text translated they turned out to be requests for pictures of Holly J. Sinclair in a school girl's uniform.Then came the attacks by Javi the Troll, he seemed to dissapear.Anyway on to this season.We've got alot of cool stuff coming up.Returning as regular features are old favorites,Who'd Win?,Beard of the Week and Who would you rather look at while you were eating.Creepy and Disturbing as well as a retooled version of Obscure Series of the Week may return as semi-regular features.Also we have a brand new surprise regular feature coming up.We will also have some ongoing storylines in the vein of last years Demon Bus Saga., as well as a few odds and ends here and there.I will post the new schedule later this weekend,so stay tuned.
Your Pal Puppetboy

Stay tuned later tonight for exciting news.

2010-10-01T10:17:00.000-07:00

One more day to the season premier of the Puppetboy Show.

2010-09-30T10:23:00.000-07:00

2 days to the season premier of the Puppetboy Show.

2010-09-29T10:24:00.000-07:00

3 days to the season premier of the Puppetboy Show.

2010-09-28T10:28:00.001-07:00

4 days to the season premier of the Puppetboy Show.

2010-09-27T10:25:00.000-07:00

MORE...............NEW...........JERKY...........STUFF,

2010-08-23T04:31:00.001-07:00

COMING SOON!

Degrassi Week has come to an end,with less enthusiasm than expected.

2010-07-25T22:03:00.000-07:00

I guess perverts,spammers and trolls have no appreciation for Canadian melodrama.But stay tuned more new things to come

Kool Toonz The Degrassi Song.

2010-07-21T10:20:00.000-07:00

The infamous Degrassi song by Lemon Demon that's been making the rounds on the net.

Who'd Win?,Dead Degrassi Duelists

2010-07-19T16:51:00.000-07:00

If Claude Tanner got in fight with Rick Murray,Who'd Win?

It's Degrassi Week at the Puppetboy Show

2010-07-18T20:43:00.000-07:00

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Degrassi franchise as well as the premier of Degrassi takes Manhatten and season 10 of Degrassi we here at the Puppetboy Show are having an all Degrassi themed week.So cook up some poutaine grab your home teen pregency kit and make sure that you tune in to us as well as Degrassi starting monday july 19th at 9 pm on teennick.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2010-07-16T18:35:00.000-07:00

Adrien Brody or Nosferatu

Creepy and Disturbing.

2010-07-15T20:04:00.000-07:00

A creepy old phycadellic IHOP commercial.

Beard of the Week.

2010-07-14T18:46:00.000-07:00

Sarwan Singh has the world's longest beard which measures eight feet long.

Obscure series of the week, Accidental Family

2010-07-13T21:27:00.001-07:00

Starring Jerry Van Dyke of coach fame.

Who'd Win Near Nomenclature Nemesis 2

2010-07-12T19:12:00.000-07:00

If Adam Ant got in fight with Atom Ant,Who'd win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2010-07-10T02:35:00.000-07:00

Ernie from George Lopez or a Pacled from Star Trek the Next Generation?

Creepy and Disturbing

2010-07-08T17:53:00.001-07:00

"Scary" Mary Poppins

Beard of the Week

2010-07-07T18:48:00.000-07:00

Ming the Merciless, a truly sinister beard.

Obscure Series of the Week He & She

2010-07-06T19:44:00.000-07:00

Richard Benjamin of Quark fame stars in the first television series about a hermaphrodite.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

2010-07-02T17:40:00.001-07:00

Lance Henriksen or Brad Dourif

Happy Canada Day to our good friends in the north.

2010-07-02T10:28:00.001-07:00

In honor of Canada Day here is the most infamous scene in Canadian T.V. history