Friday, June 18, 2010

Anonymous posters hit by a bus.



It seems that after a week of silence the mysterious Greyhound bus that's been running amok sriking down victems,who coincidently all seem to post on this blog struck it's next victems.Dave and Doug Douchbag 19 and 22 of Crows Corner Alabama were struck down.These two were the Anonymous posters who have been posting on blogs across blogspot accusing bloggers of being homosexuals.In an odd twist of fate it seems these two were haveing a closeted homosexual affair with local mechanic "Bubba the Hammer" Charleston, a rather burly African American man.

8 comments:

Jonathan R. Sloss said...

Mr. Puppet, I must suggest you exercise caution, the PC police are out in full force. I have been locked out of my Google account for T.O.S. violations (I am appealing). Be careful.

JRS

Rob Bemis said...

Are you sure that Bubba really isn't Ruben the RA? What would Cooter Jawa say about this?

C. Jameson said...

Hi,
I seem to be having problems with my Amazon.com order. I ordered the Mighty Ducks; but I received Mighty Ducks 2 instead. WTF? Seriously, this is no way to run a buisness. I would like my money back! What a rip-off!

PUPPETBOY said...

Man One time I sent Buster to Blockbuster to get Teen wolf, and he comes back with Teen Wolf Too.Boy if I wasn't pissed already,then I looked at the box with Jason Bateman's picture on it and that just sent me over the top so i took the video out back,flung it in the air and SMACK! hit it with a baseball bat.It flew over the fence into the neighbor's yard and I heard a window break so I immediately ran into the house.

C. Jameson said...

Wow! So that explains where that Teen Wolf Too video came from, all this time I thought it was aliens. Mystery solved. Now if I could just figure out how that House Party 2 DVD got in the fridge I'd be all set.

Momma Douchebag said...

You stupid Joey Gladstone! You killed my sons. My nice sons.. well except for when they got arrested for spray painting all over downtown Auburn, AL (Crows Corner is NOT in Alabama, I'm afraid).

Burlington said...

House Party 2 DVD in the fridge? Throw out all the food! Seriously, you don't want to go there!

Anonymous said...

I don't quite understand what all the talk of DVDs has to do with these two ragamuffins being run down by [censored per request of Dave Coulie Entertainment] behind the wheel of that demon bus. They look like trouble makers even if that one fellow has pouty kissable lips.

JRS