Thursday, December 23, 2010

Have a very Brady Christmas!




Hi folks Puppetboy here.I'll be away on a Christmas vacation for a while but dont worry, well be back on January second for a special Fake Jan Day celebration, and on Christmas day for a special blog post,that is if my interns don't forget to put it up.For now though I'll leave you with sime pictures of sad clowns and quotes for the Gregory Hines/Billy Crystal action buddy comedy Running Scared,enjoy

Let's bust 'em.
Ray Hughes: For what?
Danny Costanzo: In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.

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Danny Costanzo: I'm gonna call for backup.
Ray Hughes: Backup?
Danny Costanzo: Everyone else does!

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Danny Costanzo: Look, Snake. From here, the angle of trajectory - Oh, great. Look who I'm talking to. Mr. S.A.T.'s.

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Danny Costanzo: Thanks to us, there's twelve guys with machine guns in there.
Ray Hughes: You're right. We better both go.

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Ray Hughes: Pointing a gun at a police officer. Can we waste them for that?
Danny Costanzo: I think so.

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Danny Costanzo: [driving their car on the L tracks] Try not to scrape the third rail, OK? There's about 600 volts in there.
Ray Hughes: It's not the voltage that gets you. It's the amps.

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[on car phone, in strange voice]
Danny Costanzo: Detective Sigliano? Hi, my name is Pinky, and I used to inform for Hughes and Costanzo but they don' pay me no mo'... Oh, no! You see, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man just lost a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy wa-as... Anyway, I want you guys to get Gonzalez and show up Hughes and Costanzo 'cause they don' pay me no mo', 'n I'm ma-ad!

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[as a trash compactor is about to crush their car, with Danny and Ray inside]
Danny Costanzo: Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!
Ray Hughes: You want it now?
Danny Costanzo: YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me, we're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me!
[Danny's target turns to face him and is promptly shot by Danny]

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Danny Costanzo: Why weren't we on that track?
Ray Hughes: Oh, now you're going to criticize my driving?
Danny Costanzo: Well, it's just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.

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[Trying to pass himself off as Italian]
Ray Hughes: Hey, whaddya expect? I'm a paisan'! What do you want me to do, cook you up a pot of Rag├╣? You want me to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war?

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Ray Hughes: How come the bad guys always have the good cars?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: Do they play the same music at home that they play in the office?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: They're gonna have a lot of clown paintings on their walls.

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Ray Hughes: We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!

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Ray Hughes: Listen, Snake, here's the situation: I have this gun here. Now I am going to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing if front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?

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[Bullets bounce off the windows of the custom car]
Danny Costanzo: It works! It's really bullet-proof!
Sister Rebecca: Thank you, Lord!
Ray Hughes: Thank you Ace!
Danny Costanzo: [to Julio] *Nothing*!
[makes faces at him, then tries to roll the window down]
Danny Costanzo: The windows won't roll down!
Ray Hughes: You asshole Ace!

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Captain Logan: You are the detectives. Go and detect.

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Danny Costanzo: One of these days we both have to find women at the same time.
Ray Hughes: ["clinking" a donut] Dink.

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Anna: You can't be a kid your whole life, you're gonna have to grow up!
Danny Costanzo: Why? I don't like grown ups.

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Danny Costanzo: If you hurt that lady, you'll never be dead enough.

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[Ray sees Danny and Anna kissing]
Ray Hughes: What about that dentist?
Anna: Who?
Ray Hughes: Right.

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Ray Hughes: Danny is working on his next ex-wife.

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Lab Technician at Airport: This is real shit. This coke is pure shit.
Ray Hughes: It's good shit, right?
Lab Technician at Airport: I mean bad shit.
Ray Hughes: Bad shit like, "this shit is bad?"
Lab Technician at Airport: It's shit shit. This shit isn't worth shit. There's barely enough coke in here to attract the dogs. Anybody caught on the street with this would get killed.

1 comment:

Uwe Boll said...

How about Clint Howard in "House of the Dead" (2003)?