Saturday, December 25, 2010

Who'd Win?, Christmas Caloring Crusaders.


If Manhiem Steemroller got in a fight with Trans Siberian Orchestra,Who'd win?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Have a very Brady Christmas!




Hi folks Puppetboy here.I'll be away on a Christmas vacation for a while but dont worry, well be back on January second for a special Fake Jan Day celebration, and on Christmas day for a special blog post,that is if my interns don't forget to put it up.For now though I'll leave you with sime pictures of sad clowns and quotes for the Gregory Hines/Billy Crystal action buddy comedy Running Scared,enjoy

Let's bust 'em.
Ray Hughes: For what?
Danny Costanzo: In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.

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Danny Costanzo: I'm gonna call for backup.
Ray Hughes: Backup?
Danny Costanzo: Everyone else does!

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Danny Costanzo: Look, Snake. From here, the angle of trajectory - Oh, great. Look who I'm talking to. Mr. S.A.T.'s.

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Danny Costanzo: Thanks to us, there's twelve guys with machine guns in there.
Ray Hughes: You're right. We better both go.

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Ray Hughes: Pointing a gun at a police officer. Can we waste them for that?
Danny Costanzo: I think so.

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Danny Costanzo: [driving their car on the L tracks] Try not to scrape the third rail, OK? There's about 600 volts in there.
Ray Hughes: It's not the voltage that gets you. It's the amps.

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[on car phone, in strange voice]
Danny Costanzo: Detective Sigliano? Hi, my name is Pinky, and I used to inform for Hughes and Costanzo but they don' pay me no mo'... Oh, no! You see, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man just lost a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy wa-as... Anyway, I want you guys to get Gonzalez and show up Hughes and Costanzo 'cause they don' pay me no mo', 'n I'm ma-ad!

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[as a trash compactor is about to crush their car, with Danny and Ray inside]
Danny Costanzo: Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!
Ray Hughes: You want it now?
Danny Costanzo: YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me, we're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me!
[Danny's target turns to face him and is promptly shot by Danny]

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Danny Costanzo: Why weren't we on that track?
Ray Hughes: Oh, now you're going to criticize my driving?
Danny Costanzo: Well, it's just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.

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[Trying to pass himself off as Italian]
Ray Hughes: Hey, whaddya expect? I'm a paisan'! What do you want me to do, cook you up a pot of Rag├╣? You want me to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war?

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Ray Hughes: How come the bad guys always have the good cars?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: Do they play the same music at home that they play in the office?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: They're gonna have a lot of clown paintings on their walls.

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Ray Hughes: We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!

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Ray Hughes: Listen, Snake, here's the situation: I have this gun here. Now I am going to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing if front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?

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[Bullets bounce off the windows of the custom car]
Danny Costanzo: It works! It's really bullet-proof!
Sister Rebecca: Thank you, Lord!
Ray Hughes: Thank you Ace!
Danny Costanzo: [to Julio] *Nothing*!
[makes faces at him, then tries to roll the window down]
Danny Costanzo: The windows won't roll down!
Ray Hughes: You asshole Ace!

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Captain Logan: You are the detectives. Go and detect.

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Danny Costanzo: One of these days we both have to find women at the same time.
Ray Hughes: ["clinking" a donut] Dink.

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Anna: You can't be a kid your whole life, you're gonna have to grow up!
Danny Costanzo: Why? I don't like grown ups.

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Danny Costanzo: If you hurt that lady, you'll never be dead enough.

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[Ray sees Danny and Anna kissing]
Ray Hughes: What about that dentist?
Anna: Who?
Ray Hughes: Right.

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Ray Hughes: Danny is working on his next ex-wife.

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Lab Technician at Airport: This is real shit. This coke is pure shit.
Ray Hughes: It's good shit, right?
Lab Technician at Airport: I mean bad shit.
Ray Hughes: Bad shit like, "this shit is bad?"
Lab Technician at Airport: It's shit shit. This shit isn't worth shit. There's barely enough coke in here to attract the dogs. Anybody caught on the street with this would get killed.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?


Clint Howard as a Ferengi,or Clint Howard as a Who?

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Beard of the Week


The bearded lady, Annie Jones, was described as having the manners of a society lady. Exhibited by Barnum at a very young age, she was kidnapped by a Phrenologist. Her family had to sue to get her back. The kidnapper claimed that she was his child although the likelihood of two little girls with the same unusual characteristics seems to stretch credibility.

Annie married twice, toured Europe and invested her considerable earnings in Real Estate.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If Dabney Coleman sang a duet with Maryln McCoo,what son would they sing?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Beard of the Week.


Crazy hillbilly dude.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If Dabney Coleman got a pet,what kind of a pet would he get?

Monday, December 6, 2010

Who'd Win?,Similar Surname Smackdown


If the Tanners from Full House,got in a fight with The Tanners from Alf,Who'd win?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If Dabney Coleman wnt on a date with Swoosie Kurtz,what would they ndo on their date?

Monday, November 29, 2010

Who'd Win?,Fearsome Foursomes


If the Big Bang theroy got in a fight with Big time Rush, Who'd Win?

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Classic Fred

Here's some classic Fred in a retromercial with WKRP station manger and Different Strokes pedophile Gordon Jump.I'm not sure who the woman is though,anyway enjoy

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Some fun facts about Charles, um I mean Fred


Spouse
Mary Lovell (1968 - present) 1 child


Trivia
He got his start performing in a comedy duo and spent a year at Chicago's famed Second City. He was a founding member of the improvisational comedy group Ace Trucking Company

Fellow members of Ace included Bill Saluga and Patti Deutsch, among others.

Has one daughter Hope (b. 1969) and one grandson (b. 1998).

Has had a part in every movie directed by Christopher Guest.

He is from the same area in Ohio as Paul Newman.

As of late 2006, he has appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" (1992) over 80 times, as both a guest and a participant in a skit.

He can fit an entire toyota in his mouth.

He has pshycic powers.

He can shoot fire from his eyes.

He has the ability to watch Joan Rivers shower without vometing.

Monday, November 8, 2010

It's Charles Grodin Week,filling in for Charles Grodin is Fred Willard.



Yes boys and girls it's that time of year again here at the Puppetboy Show.But this year our good friend Charles couldn't make it due to some injuries he sustianed from last years "Demon Bus" incident, and you know what they say,the show must go on.So filling in for him this year is actor/commedian and all around good guy Fred Willard.So stay Tuned!

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Creepy and Disturbing.

Just in time for Halloween we have the return of creepy and disturbing.As many of you long time followers may remeber, our first ever Creepy and Disturbing featured a rather unusual character named Mr. Noseybonk from U.k. kids show Jigsaw.Since then i have been eagely searching for more Noseybonk footage but all I was albe to find were fanmade videos portraying him as some sort of demonic figure or serial killer.Being "intentionally creepy" made these videos less creepy than the true Noseybonk.After months of searcing though i finally found another official Noseybonk video this time longer and more elaborite than the first.Enjoy,or run in terror.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If Dabney Coleman was a member of the X-Men, what would his powers be?

Monday, October 25, 2010

Who'd Win?,Near Nomenclature Nemesis.


If the Hanson Brothers got in a fight with the Hanson Brothers,Who'd Win?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Who would you rater look at while you were eating?


Old Biff from the future or Admiral McCoy from Star Trek the next generation?

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Beard(s) of the Week.


This week we have two beards,Conan O'Brien and Dave Lettermen

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If dabney coleman went shopping at the Big Kmart,what would he buy?

Monday, October 11, 2010

Who'd Win?,Canine Crusaders.


If Marmaduke got in a fight with Clifford the Big Red Dog,Who'd Win?

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Beard of the Week.


The Most Interesting Man in the World.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If Dabney Coleman ate a sandwhich,what kind of sandwhich would it be?

Monday, October 4, 2010

Saturday, October 2, 2010

The Puppetboy show's new schedule.


Mondays-Who'd Win?
Tuesdays-A new surprise feature.
Wendsdays-Beard of the Week.
Thursdays-Who would you rather look at while you were eating?


Be sure to tune in.

Friday, October 1, 2010

WELCOME BACK ALL!


Were back for our new fall season.Sorry about th edelay but I had some buisness to attend to out in L.A. with Olesya.While I was gone Buster held down the fort I hope he didn't mess things up too much.Hope you all like the new look.For those of you just joining us let me recap last season.First we had the whole Gracey Lou situation,which lead to the Demon Bus sagaThe Demon Bus which was driven by Joey Gladstone and the S"loss Life's" Gappo was finally stopped by Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.Gappo survived unscathed and Mr. Gladstone is presumed dead although his body was never recovered so who knows.Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.Survived but was badly damaged.Next was Degrassi Week which didn't go over to well,although when I had the Chineese spammers text translated they turned out to be requests for pictures of Holly J. Sinclair in a school girl's uniform.Then came the attacks by Javi the Troll, he seemed to dissapear.Anyway on to this season.We've got alot of cool stuff coming up.Returning as regular features are old favorites,Who'd Win?,Beard of the Week and Who would you rather look at while you were eating.Creepy and Disturbing as well as a retooled version of Obscure Series of the Week may return as semi-regular features.Also we have a brand new surprise regular feature coming up.We will also have some ongoing storylines in the vein of last years Demon Bus Saga., as well as a few odds and ends here and there.I will post the new schedule later this weekend,so stay tuned.
Your Pal Puppetboy

Stay tuned later tonight for exciting news.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Degrassi Week has come to an end,with less enthusiasm than expected.


I guess perverts,spammers and trolls have no appreciation for Canadian melodrama.But stay tuned more new things to come

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Kool Toonz The Degrassi Song.

The infamous Degrassi song by Lemon Demon that's been making the rounds on the net.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Who'd Win?,Dead Degrassi Duelists


If Claude Tanner got in fight with Rick Murray,Who'd Win?

Sunday, July 18, 2010

It's Degrassi Week at the Puppetboy Show


To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Degrassi franchise as well as the premier of Degrassi takes Manhatten and season 10 of Degrassi we here at the Puppetboy Show are having an all Degrassi themed week.So cook up some poutaine grab your home teen pregency kit and make sure that you tune in to us as well as Degrassi starting monday july 19th at 9 pm on teennick.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Beard of the Week.


Sarwan Singh has the world's longest beard which measures eight feet long.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Who'd Win Near Nomenclature Nemesis 2


If Adam Ant got in fight with Atom Ant,Who'd win?

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Beard of the Week


Ming the Merciless, a truly sinister beard.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Obscure Series of the Week He & She

Richard Benjamin of Quark fame stars in the first television series about a hermaphrodite.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Creepy and Disturbing

This week we have a hideous rubber faced puppet thing talking about fire prevention.


WARNING
the following is extremely creepy.
















Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Beard of the Week


This feller is some kind of DJ from New York,whose name escapes me.He was known for his "wierd beard".He was also a police officer for a while here he is in his uniform repleat with beard.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Obscure series of the week,Voyagers.

Not to be confused with Star Trek Voyager.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Who'd Win?,Rock N Roll Renegades.


If the Dave Clark Five got in a fight with the Ben Folds Five,Who'd Win?

Friday, June 25, 2010

Breaking News Demon bus destroyed by Cyborg Ed Begley Jr!


Early this morning witnesses seen the Demon bus that's been striking down Puppetboyshow regulars such as Mary T.,Charles Grodin and the Douchbag Brothers destroyed in a firey blaze.Emerging from the ashes was one Ed Begley Jr. another vicem of the bus.Only Ed was enhanced with cybernetic implants.No bodies were found and some reported seeing a shadowy figure with reindeer antlers running from the scene, and hearing the driver mutter "Cut It Out" right before the explosion.One witness snapped the above picture.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Chineese spammers hit by a bus.



In a strange turn of events,another commenter on the Puppetboy Show has been struck down by the demon bus.This time it's our good friends and regular contributers the Chinese Spammers.When will it end?

Friday, June 18, 2010

Anonymous posters hit by a bus.



It seems that after a week of silence the mysterious Greyhound bus that's been running amok sriking down victems,who coincidently all seem to post on this blog struck it's next victems.Dave and Doug Douchbag 19 and 22 of Crows Corner Alabama were struck down.These two were the Anonymous posters who have been posting on blogs across blogspot accusing bloggers of being homosexuals.In an odd twist of fate it seems these two were haveing a closeted homosexual affair with local mechanic "Bubba the Hammer" Charleston, a rather burly African American man.