Saturday, December 25, 2010

Who'd Win?, Christmas Caloring Crusaders.


If Manhiem Steemroller got in a fight with Trans Siberian Orchestra,Who'd win?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Have a very Brady Christmas!




Hi folks Puppetboy here.I'll be away on a Christmas vacation for a while but dont worry, well be back on January second for a special Fake Jan Day celebration, and on Christmas day for a special blog post,that is if my interns don't forget to put it up.For now though I'll leave you with sime pictures of sad clowns and quotes for the Gregory Hines/Billy Crystal action buddy comedy Running Scared,enjoy

Let's bust 'em.
Ray Hughes: For what?
Danny Costanzo: In this neighborhood, a Mercedes is probable cause.

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Danny Costanzo: I'm gonna call for backup.
Ray Hughes: Backup?
Danny Costanzo: Everyone else does!

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Danny Costanzo: Look, Snake. From here, the angle of trajectory - Oh, great. Look who I'm talking to. Mr. S.A.T.'s.

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Danny Costanzo: Thanks to us, there's twelve guys with machine guns in there.
Ray Hughes: You're right. We better both go.

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Ray Hughes: Pointing a gun at a police officer. Can we waste them for that?
Danny Costanzo: I think so.

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Danny Costanzo: [driving their car on the L tracks] Try not to scrape the third rail, OK? There's about 600 volts in there.
Ray Hughes: It's not the voltage that gets you. It's the amps.

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[on car phone, in strange voice]
Danny Costanzo: Detective Sigliano? Hi, my name is Pinky, and I used to inform for Hughes and Costanzo but they don' pay me no mo'... Oh, no! You see, I'm watching the new "Jeopardy!" and a man just lost a Bible question because he did not know what Deuteronomy wa-as... Anyway, I want you guys to get Gonzalez and show up Hughes and Costanzo 'cause they don' pay me no mo', 'n I'm ma-ad!

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[as a trash compactor is about to crush their car, with Danny and Ray inside]
Danny Costanzo: Oh, sure. Nag at me! Nagging's good! You still owe me ten bucks and I never said anything!
Ray Hughes: You want it now?
Danny Costanzo: YEAH, I WANT IT NOW!

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me, we're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?

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Danny Costanzo: Excuse me!
[Danny's target turns to face him and is promptly shot by Danny]

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Danny Costanzo: Why weren't we on that track?
Ray Hughes: Oh, now you're going to criticize my driving?
Danny Costanzo: Well, it's just that you get to do all the dangerous stuff, and I get to parallel park.

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[Trying to pass himself off as Italian]
Ray Hughes: Hey, whaddya expect? I'm a paisan'! What do you want me to do, cook you up a pot of Rag├╣? You want me to sweat garlic for you? Huh? Sing an opera? Lose a war?

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Ray Hughes: How come the bad guys always have the good cars?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: Do they play the same music at home that they play in the office?

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[Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist]
Danny Costanzo: They're gonna have a lot of clown paintings on their walls.

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Ray Hughes: We lost the suspect, our keys, our car, OUR PANTS!

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Ray Hughes: Listen, Snake, here's the situation: I have this gun here. Now I am going to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing if front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?

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[Bullets bounce off the windows of the custom car]
Danny Costanzo: It works! It's really bullet-proof!
Sister Rebecca: Thank you, Lord!
Ray Hughes: Thank you Ace!
Danny Costanzo: [to Julio] *Nothing*!
[makes faces at him, then tries to roll the window down]
Danny Costanzo: The windows won't roll down!
Ray Hughes: You asshole Ace!

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Captain Logan: You are the detectives. Go and detect.

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Danny Costanzo: One of these days we both have to find women at the same time.
Ray Hughes: ["clinking" a donut] Dink.

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Anna: You can't be a kid your whole life, you're gonna have to grow up!
Danny Costanzo: Why? I don't like grown ups.

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Danny Costanzo: If you hurt that lady, you'll never be dead enough.

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[Ray sees Danny and Anna kissing]
Ray Hughes: What about that dentist?
Anna: Who?
Ray Hughes: Right.

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Ray Hughes: Danny is working on his next ex-wife.

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Lab Technician at Airport: This is real shit. This coke is pure shit.
Ray Hughes: It's good shit, right?
Lab Technician at Airport: I mean bad shit.
Ray Hughes: Bad shit like, "this shit is bad?"
Lab Technician at Airport: It's shit shit. This shit isn't worth shit. There's barely enough coke in here to attract the dogs. Anybody caught on the street with this would get killed.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?


Clint Howard as a Ferengi,or Clint Howard as a Who?

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Beard of the Week


The bearded lady, Annie Jones, was described as having the manners of a society lady. Exhibited by Barnum at a very young age, she was kidnapped by a Phrenologist. Her family had to sue to get her back. The kidnapper claimed that she was his child although the likelihood of two little girls with the same unusual characteristics seems to stretch credibility.

Annie married twice, toured Europe and invested her considerable earnings in Real Estate.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If Dabney Coleman sang a duet with Maryln McCoo,what son would they sing?

Monday, December 13, 2010

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Beard of the Week.


Crazy hillbilly dude.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If Dabney Coleman got a pet,what kind of a pet would he get?

Monday, December 6, 2010

Who'd Win?,Similar Surname Smackdown


If the Tanners from Full House,got in a fight with The Tanners from Alf,Who'd win?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010