They would ask him to leave because of the loud noise that is made when the pole is dragged on the floor.
This don't make no Goddamned sense!
He would lose the control thing in the toilet and the Matthew head would go berserk and start biting small children.
After my wife left me I got an animatronic Hillary Swark head on a long silver pole but I can't say what I did with it cause it's not family friendly.
One Halloween I put out my animatronic Ron Howard head on a long silver pole to scare the trick or treaters but some damn teenagers stole it. We found it a few days later in the river. His hair never did recover that lustrous shine.
I went on vacation once to Walt Disney World and brought along my animatronic Craig T. Nelson head on a long silver pole. When we went to the Hall of Presidents Abe Lincoln broke down so a Disney worker paid me 50 bucks and put Craig's head on Lincoln.
I once bought an animatronic Ben Affleck head on a long silver pole but it was broken and when I returned it for a replacement all they had were Casey Afflecks. What a gyp.
I once got an animatronic George Wendt head on a long silver pole and I dropped it and the head broke off and rolled down the street: it consumed a squirrel, 2 small dogs and a toddler. It's currently serving 25 to life at Eastern State Penitentiary.
I always wanted an animatronic joyce DeWitt head on a long silver pole but heard they were recalled for biting off too many penises.
I hear in the new 3D re-release of The Phantom Menace Darth Maul's double bladed lightsaber is going to be replaced with a long silver pole with an animatronic Fred Savage head on one end and an animatronic Ben Savage head on the other.
I went to Target and they had an animatronic Don Rickles head on a long silver pole on clearance for 75% off. I asked the stock clerk if they had any more in the back and he came out with an animatronic Howard Hessman head on a long silver pole. Sold!
We went on vacation to Hollywood last year and saw an animatronic Gary Bussey head on a long silver po... wait, nevermind that was the real Gary Bussey.
I was only an animatronic Bearnie Mac head on a long silver pole away from completeing my collection of the entire cast of Ocean's 11 animatronic heads on long silver poles when the ATF stormed my non-profit religious desert compound and confiscated them all along with my 27 children, 6 wives and large cache of automatic weapons.
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