Today I am writing to tell you about a new focus this blog will be taking.As you knbow I have gotten into some trouble recently.Well thanks to my new fiance Gospel singer Gracy Lou Freeborn I have a new focus in life.Through Gracey Lou I have a newfound faith in Jesus Christ and together we will use this blog to save those misguided souls out there in internet land.No longer will we be posting blogs about this nonsense,Instead we will be focusing traditional family values,the stock market and current events.Although it wont be all serious .Gracy will have a weekly colum on scrapbooking,not to mention her moving gospel music.Those misguided deviants Sloss and Gladstone are still welcome here, since I have also taken on a new mission to save their souls from a life of sin.So every one please stop by
Sincerly your Pal Puppetboy.
p.s. praise the Lord.
11 comments:
I know your real name; it's in the Bible. Didn't I see you on the top of North Rock shouting that you don't need drugs, your drugs is Jesus?
Mr. Puppet, I regret to inform you that Mr. Gladstone is a lost cause, he will burn in the fires of hell for all eternity. No more homo-erotic fun or is your Jesus the gay Jesus? Black Jesus or perhaps Native American Jesus?
I would love to see a picture of your new bride, Ms Lou Freeborn. I hope now that you have accepted traditional Christian family values that you would practice traditional corporal punishment and discipline is she gets out of line. I have many books on the subject, some written by ancient Christian monks.
LMK as I am very interested.
JRS
Native American Jesus would be cool but only if transforms into a werewolf.
Mr. Puppet, I apologize for my lack of comments recently. My neighbor, Coleman's Grandmother has taken a turn for the worst. She was a good friend of my Mother and took care of her in her final days while I was hospitalized. So naturally I am returning the favor as Coleman is currently incarcerated. It is a daunting and fairly depressing task to watch this woman die and I'm sorry but I'm just not in the mood for merry-making. What you see going up at the Sloss Life are older simplified posts that have been in the pipeline for when things got thin. Once they run their course I shall be taking some time off. I plan on doing some traveling abroad this year so I do not know when I will resume. I will be in touch.
Your good friend,
Jonathan
Hey Puppetboy,
One of your old colleagues has a blog:
http://scottybear23.blogspot.com/
It's got an extensive post about RA's with nice eyes. Check it out as he has a link to your blog on his.
PuppetBoy, this is your old bail bondsman--Rob Bemis is right, check out my blog you douche!
http://scottybear23.blogspot.com/
What is this? Some type of joke or something?
Praise the Lord!! Yuk,yuk, looks like we're all turnin' over a new leaf. Now we just got to clean up that John Sloss guy.
Is that Japanese Cheese Man commenting?
When's Gracy starting her scrapbokin' colum? I used to teach arts 'n crafts at the Y day camp, I'd love to here some tips.
I'm afraid Gracey's scrapbooking with Jesus now, Timothy.
JRS
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