Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Breaking News! Gracey Lou Freeborne hit by a bus.



I write this with a very heavy heard.Unfortunately yesterday at 9:45 AM Gracey Lou was struck down by a rather large Greyhound bus.Beacuse of this I have abandoned by newfound Christain values and lost all zest for life.Now I spend my days sitting around watching game shows and surviving off a diet of pork rinds and jolt cola.
more updates to follow.

8 comments:

Rob Bemis said...

I heard that Gracey Lou stopped in the middle of the road to pick up a box of fishsticks and a dollar store barbarian figure. RIP. In times of sadness, just remember that Vulcans are so damn smooth.

Jon Sloss said...

Mr. Puppet it is with a heavy heart that I chime in, I am deeply sorry for your loss. Gracey Lou certainly was a looker, I remember that one talent show hosted by Mr. Shatner. Gappo was hit by a bus once (sadly not Greyhound, rather an Indian Trails bus) and was maimed, the doctors said he would lose the leg but he licked it back to health. Gappo's saliva has medicinal properties.

JRS

Anonymous said...

Did Gary Coleman ever find out what Willis was talking 'bout?

Mary T. said...

Poor woman, you are a disgrace! Christian values? Are you joking? Let's keep making fun of dead people why don't we? Gracy Lou you deserved better than these wackos!

Jon Sloss said...

I wonder what you think of my "Christian values" as they involve anal sex with other men.

Mary T. said...

You think I have a problem with gays? My cousin Henry is gay, you don't know me so don't assume you know how I think.

Joey Gladstone said...

Sorry Puppetboy but you should have warned yur old lady to stay outta the road when Joey Gladstone's behind the wheel. Mary I know you got no probems with gays I saw you giving Gracy Lou oral a few weeks back.

Jon Sloss said...

May I have Henry's e-mail?