Sunday, May 30, 2010

Breaking News! Mary T. hit by a bus.

I write this with a very heavy heard.Unfortunately yesterday at 9:45 AM Mary T. was struck down by a rather large Greyhound bus,YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jon Sloss said...

I am rather tickled by the fact that Mz. T's bus accident seems to be an exact recreation of poor unfortunate Gracey Lou's accident. Very curious indeed. Unfortunately, Mz. T has already struck The SlossLife, as I received the generic TOS warning e-mail from Google, so I am as they say on thin ice. But now with her (un)fortunate demise maybe it is safe to come out and play?


Rob Bemis said...

That's a shame. Was she the one who was trying to ban the "show me your dick" urinals in men's rooms?

Joel Fleishman Esq. said...

As Mary T.'s attorney I must insist you stop making these deflammatory posts at once. Mrs. T. has a very delicate nervous condition and your jabs (even though they may be innocent in nature)have her on a strict diet of Metamusil. For the sake of her and her delicate digestive tract please refrain from further such posts.
Thank You.

Mary T. said...

So now you're making fun of me saying I'm dead. It seems to be a one track joke with you people. For the record I'm not "old" and told I'm a looker, so your librarian old maid picture is way off. Who's this Joe Flieshman character? You are not my lawyer sir. My husband has a very good lawyer who wouldn't waste his time on your sophomoric asses.
Get a life Jerk offs!

Joey Gladstone said...

Are you sure? Cuz when you bounced off the windshield of my bus you looked like an old hag to me.

Jon Sloss said...

Joesph, manners please. You hear Mz. T she said she is a looker and I for one demand photographic evidence. Also for the love of all that is good pull that bus over and surrender to the authorities.