Tuesday, October 12, 2010

If Dabney Coleman?


If dabney coleman went shopping at the Big Kmart,what would he buy?

5 comments:

Rob Bemis said...

Sopu and a donut.

Jon Sloss said...

Dabney was distraught as he stood before the mirror. He had just been passed over for the role of FBI Chief in the latest DIE HARD direct to DVD sequel with one of the lesser Baldwin Brothers in the Bruce Willis role. A lesser man would call in Jack Kevorkian, but not Dabney Coleman. He was a trooper. He slipped on his leather motorcycle jacket which was 80% "old man", 7% "hip and cool" and 13% "strange Eastern European immigrant who doesn't get it". Mounted his Ducati Bike and rolled down the highway, he was feeling saucy so he felt he may get it up to 30mph. Dabney led a slow motion parade of honking horns down the highway, the drivers behind him were ecstatic when he pulled into K Mart's parking lot. He made his way to the men's undergarment section and sought out that dreaded piece of apparel that every mid-60s man would have to succumb to: The Man Girdle. "Don't look so glum, " came a reassuring voice who was also browsing the racks. It was Charles Grodin. "I've been wearing one for a few years now. "Grodin chuckled, "C'mon to the men's room and I'll show you how to put it on." Dabney sighed with relief, "Thank's Chuck, I'm so embarrassed, I ugh.." "It's OK, man. Ed Asner helped me out with mine, so think of it as paying forward." They made it into a stall in the men's room and slipped out of their dress shirts, the closeness of their bodies in this confined space intermingled with the stench of Old Spice was too much and Dabney slipped Grodin a soft kiss. "I thought you never would, " Grodin said and kissed back, "your mustache kind of tickles." Suddenly there was a loud rap on the side of the stall, "What's all that racket?" came a booming voice from the next stall over. It was Brian Denehy, stripped down to his sacks and undershirt, he was in a tight embrace with Stacey Keach, also in his undershirt. When Denehy popped his head over the top and stall and saw his neighbors he smiled and chuckled, "Yes, that mustache tickle is pure awesomeness!"

Jon Sloss said...

Dabney was distraught as he stood before the mirror. He had just been passed over for the role of FBI Chief in the latest DIE HARD direct to DVD sequel with one of the lesser Baldwin Brothers in the Bruce Willis role. A lesser man would call in Jack Kevorkian, but not Dabney Coleman. He was a trooper. He slipped on his leather motorcycle jacket which was 80% "old man", 7% "hip and cool" and 13% "strange Eastern European immigrant who doesn't get it". Mounted his Ducati Bike and rolled down the highway, he was feeling saucy so he felt he may get it up to 30mph. Dabney led a slow motion parade of honking horns down the highway, the drivers behind him were ecstatic when he pulled into K Mart's parking lot. He made his way to the men's undergarment section and sought out that dreaded piece of apparel that every mid-60s man would have to succumb to: The Man Girdle. "Don't look so glum, " came a reassuring voice who was also browsing the racks. It was Charles Grodin. "I've been wearing one for a few years now. "Grodin chuckled, "C'mon to the men's room and I'll show you how to put it on." Dabney sighed with relief, "Thank's Chuck, I'm so embarrassed, I ugh.." "It's OK, man. Ed Asner helped me out with mine, so think of it as paying forward."

Jon Sloss said...

They made it into a stall in the men's room and slipped out of their dress shirts, the closeness of their bodies in this confined space intermingled with the stench of Old Spice was too much and Dabney slipped Grodin a soft kiss. "I thought you never would, " Grodin said and kissed back, "your mustache kind of tickles." Suddenly there was a loud rap on the side of the stall, "What's all that racket?" came a booming voice from the next stall over. It was Brian Denehy, stripped down to his sacks and undershirt, he was in a tight embrace with Stacey Keach, also in his undershirt. When Denehy popped his head over the top and stall and saw his neighbors he smiled and chuckled, "Yes, that mustache tickle is pure awesomeness!"

Anonymous said...

He would buy an animatronic head of an obscure actor.