Monday, June 13, 2011

Breaking News,Dabney Coleman Arrested!



The other day while at home in the Uncanny Valley while Dabnay Coleman was visiting my home and watching Little House a New Beginning on the Hallmark Channel and shouting obsenities at the television(the departure of Michael Landon as a series regular irks him to no avail.),there was a knock on the door.When I answered I was greeted by to NYC police officers from New York Special Victems Unit by the names of Benson and Stabler.They presented a warrant fot Mr.Colemans arrest and claimed he was involved in a sex related crime.At first I thought it was related to a K Mark incident that happend earier this year,but that turned out to be a hoax.anyway they dragged him off to jail.I immediatle knew something was afoot, so I called the best lawyer I knew.More Details to follow soon.

1 comment:

Jon Sloss said...

The NYPD, oh... wow,