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Dabney Coleman's Trial today!

It was pandemoneum in the courtroom.One could say it was a regular Kangaroo court(with all apologies to Pippa McKenna).Judge Judy was extra bitchy sitting upon the bench.The Jury heard both sides and Mr. Matlock was doing his best, but without any evidence he had nothing to save Mr.Coleman's neck.Luckily Mr. taylor and i were back at the lab testing the piece of green fiber.It turns out that it came from a material used by a company which produced adult sized cartoon character themed novelty pajamas,and this particular shade of green was used on their Ninja Turtle pajamas.This could only mean that one man was behind this,Joey Gladstone.It would make more sense considering he was involved in another kidnapping of Ms. Sinclair earlier this year.now tha twe had the evidence we needed to get it to the courthouse in time so we called in the only one we knew was up to the task the Puppetboy Show's own superhero, Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.Cyborg Begley rushed into the courtroom with the evidence and Dabney's Matthew McConouhey head on a long siver pole, in the nick of time.as Dabney was about to be pronounced guilty begley presented the evidence to Judge Judy and she overturned the sentencing.But then a mysterious bearded man emerged from the back of the courtroom and pulled off a fake beard to reveal himself as none other than Joey Gladstone.Mr.Gladstone explained that he framed Dabney because he stold his status as the Puppetboy Show's breakout character.Then joey gladstone pulled out a gun and shot it at Mr. Coleman,but in the blink of an eye Cyborg Ed jumped in front of Mr. Gladstone and caught the bullet in his teeth at the same time he threw the Animatronic Matthew McConouhey Head on a liong silver pole to Dabney who activated the Pincers of Peril feature and shot the teeth out getting Mr. Gladstone in his private parts.Dabney Coleman was then presumed innocent and Joey Gladstone was arrested.Ms. CSinclair and Coyne apologised to Mr. coleman and invited everyone out for lunch at the Waverly Sub Station.

Ben Matlock hired to represent Dabney Coleman!

As soon as our dear friend Mr. Coleman was wisked away to jail I called the best lawyer I knew,Ben Matlock.I explained the situation and right away he agreed to help being that he was afan of Mr. Coleman in such movies as Wargames and 9to5,and also beacuse he knew that Mr.colman who is such an upstanding citezen would never do such a thing.As soon asMr.Matlock flew into New York from Atlanta along with his private investigator Tyler Hudson,the three of us went to the seen of the crime in the Meatpacking district to search fo clues.When we arrived we were greeted by N.Y. CSI agent Mac Taylor were was investigating the scene.When we arrived we told him who we were and he agreed to help being that he too was a fan of Mr. Coleman.We found the usual clues, no fingerprints though, but the one thing that really stuck out was a green piece of fiber, since there was no green in the alleged Mr. Colemans pirate costume.what could the mean.In other news Judge Judy will be presiding over the case.

More Details on Dabney Coleman's arrest!

I've recently recieved more details on the arrest of Puppetboy Show star Dabney Coleman.It seems several days ago two oyung girls,Holly J. Sinclair and Fiona Coyne both students of Toronto's Degrassi Community School were both kidnapped while dining at the Waverly Sub Station,a sandwhich shop in New York's Tribecca district.It seems both girls were grabbed and thrown into a van by a mysterious man wearing a Kurt Fuller Halloween mask.the van sped away but police quickly tracked it down to an abandoned warehouse in the Meatpacking District.When poice entered the warehouse they found Ms. Sincliar and Ms. Coyne bound and gagged and dressed in cheerleader outfits.standing in front of them was a man resembling Mr. Coleman wearing a pirate costume and brandishing a plastic ruler,He was claing to be Mr. colean and said he needed to punish these naughty girls, as he put it.The police were able to rescue the two girls but the man got away.Strangley his ever present Anamatronic Matthew McConouhey head on a long silver pole was nowhere to be seen.

Breaking News,Dabney Coleman Arrested!

The other day while at home in the Uncanny Valley while Dabnay Coleman was visiting my home and watching Little House a New Beginning on the Hallmark Channel and shouting obsenities at the television(the departure of Michael Landon as a series regular irks him to no avail.),there was a knock on the door.When I answered I was greeted by to NYC police officers from New York Special Victems Unit by the names of Benson and Stabler.They presented a warrant fot Mr.Colemans arrest and claimed he was involved in a sex related crime.At first I thought it was related to a K Mark incident that happend earier this year,but that turned out to be a hoax.anyway they dragged him off to jail.I immediatle knew something was afoot, so I called the best lawyer I knew.More Details to follow soon.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

The cast of TV's Small Wonder of a rotting corpse?

Beard(s) of the Week.

5 beards on parade

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman dropped off his mustache at the mustache cleaners and got Burt Reynold's mustache back by accident when he went to pick it up, what would happen?

Who'd Win?,Saveing Swasshbucklers!

If Naomi Price got in a fight with Eva Savelot,Who'd Win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

Creepy alien singer chicks from Battlestar Galactica of the Judds?

Beard of the Week.

King Tut from Batman.

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman accidentally got a DVD of Vison Quest epoxied to his forehead,what woud happen?

Who'd Win?,Pink Pugilists

If Elle Woods got in afight with Sharpay Evans,Who'd Win?

The two shadowy figures seen near St. Eligis finaaly Identified.

Several week back we've reported seening a duo of shadowy figures outside of the abandoned St.Eligis hospital in boston Mass.Well it seems that now those two figures have been Identified as Dr.Mark Craig,former chief surgeon at St.Eligis and cybernetecist and govermen agent Oscar Goldman.If seems the two were doning repair work on renowned super hero and fried of the Puppetboy Show,Cyborg Ed Begley Jr.,due to the damages he sustaind during last yeard Demon bus incident and his recnt battle with BP executives.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

Creepy Ronald McDonald of creepy Burger King.

Beard of the Week.

Psyche's Dule Hill sporting a beard

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman dressed up in a pirate costume and borded the S.S. Tipton, what would happen?

Who' Win?,Costumed Crazies

If Yiffers got in a fight with Larpers,Who'd Win?

Presenting the hot new toy for this holiday season!

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

William Hurt or Seaquest action figures?

Beard of the Week.

Dr.Zaus

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman went into a bar wearing a Kurt Fuller Ben Cooper Haloween costume,what would happen?

Who'd Win?,Shapeshifting Showdown.

If the Shmoo got in fight with Gleep and Gloop,Who'd Win?

Strange things are afoot Elsewhere!

Two shadowy figures were recently spotted coming in and out of the abandoned St.Eligis Hospital.More updates to follow soon.

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

Sandra Bernhart or Janice Dickenson?

Beard of the Week.

Creepy Santa

If Dabney coleman?

If Dabney Coleman went to the mall with an animatronic Matthew Mcconaughey head on a long silver poll and used it to interact with mall patrons/employees,what would happen?

Who'd n Win?,Tough Guy Kiddie Movie Smackdown.

If Kindergarden Cop got in a fight with the Pacifier,Who'd Win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

Jocelyn Wildenstein or Garbage Pail Kids the movie?

Beard of the Week.

Chinstrap Beard

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman played in a high stakes poker game with Judd Hirsh,Steve Harvey and Elliot Gould,how would it all play out and what hijinks would ensue?

Who'd Win?,Eighties Behemoth Battle Royal!

If Fezzik got in a fight with Sloth,Who'd Win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

Curtis Armstrong or Bobcat Goldwaith?

Beard of the Week.

Squidbeard

If Dabney Coleman?

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Who'd Win?,Bookstore Brawlers.

If Oliver Twist got in afight with Tom Sawyer,Who'd win?

Who would you rather look at while you were eating?

Mickey Dolenz or Jason Bateman?

Beard of the Week.

Crazy purp;e hippie beard dude.

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman went through the twelve items or less line at his local supermarket,What twelve items would he be purchasing.

Who'd Win?,Kung Fu Fighting.

If Kato got in a fight with Cato,Who'd Win?

Who woul you rather look at while you were eating?

Fred Ward or Chris Cooper?

Beard of the Week.

Two for the Price of one.

If Dabney Coleman?

If Dabney Coleman was cast as the Professor in Gilligan's Island in a paralell universe,who would portray the rest of the cast and how would the show differ from the Gilligan's Island we all know and love in our own universe?

Who'd Win?,Vampires vs. Werewolves 80's teen movie edition.

If Mark Kendall got in fight with Scott Howard,Who'd Win